Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Two politicians were on Safari when the Land Rover broke down and they had to hoof it back to camp. As they reached the top of a little rise in the grasslands, they spotted a lioness, looking right at them, crouched, tail twitching. They realized they were in trouble right away. Only one took off his pack and crouched to tighten his laces. Theother politician said to him incredulously, "That is a full grown lioness, and she looks hungry! You can't possibly intend to outrun her!" The first politician said, "I'm planning on outrunning YOU."